lol today i cant rmb any quotes

ah hello whoever who is actually still reading this blog, i salute your patience and intense loyalty or perhaps utter boredom to even visit this barren land of nonupdates. again, i have neglected my blog and i hope to avoid such events from occuring again bar a cataclysmic event in which i break all the digits on my hand and possibly have to resort to using my teeth to type nonsense.

yeah.

anyway....the time has come when the kettle's put to the boiler, the pressure's up and everyone's mugging like there's no tomorrow. so far my results have been bloody ass disappointing, with careless mistakes all over the place like shading the wrong ans from the one i circled on the paper, drawing stuff wrong direction when my explanation is correct, etc etc. lol this is what happens when one sleeps like only 2 or 3 hrs b4 each paper. ah well, at least i know my stuff, i just need more sleep haha, i guess now i can only get A for GP or smth. that one also nt sure. ah screw academics, i shall talk about....ah crap gt nth to talk about, no life nowadays.

oh well, i guess since IHC cancelled, no PE, and our lives devoid of every iota of fun, only thing i can look forward to 4 recreation is the weekend league....our team seems strong, with me n yusuf heading the strikeforce, judging from the last friendly we played for the team, we in 4 big things, bagging 5 goals total in our 1st match tgt. and the opposition weren't mere pushovers. haha funny how i always end up talking abt soccer, i guess its just that and mugging alll over again.

13/7/09
8:13 PM

"i knew that a long time ago" - ms ooi

haha today's gp was damn cool. we were making a lot of noise, and the following conversation ensued:-

"look, 6K, i really like u guys, but u all must learn self control. yes, self control is important." - ms ooi

"hahahaha ok ma'am" - all of us

"by the way ma'am, we love you too" -junhao

"i knew that a long time ago. *straight face*" - ms ooi

HAHA win aft that our class never did keep quiet. tzeheng ask me to blog since he say i nv blog 4 a month, so here i am. as usual i cant remember everyting that happened over the duration of the past dono how long since i last said anth, so i just talk abt what i rmb.

learning journey 4 our class. it was....nice? sort of?....i realise BMTC is nothing, fishcakes compared to wads aft that. the OCS thing in the jungle 4 9 days thing is crazy, physically actually can but mentally is damn screwed. considering that me (and arif) have braved extreme conditions during class camp, we are prepared 4 anth lol. but its all in da mind, i proly go crazy inside ns with boredom and monotony and just following orders. so sian. cant even kick ball. only weekends. which is not nais at all.

but lemme talk mre abt the trip. we all had fun i guess, cos we were laughing and all that all the way, and with a great guide to lead us (holla out to zack), it was fun. would hv liked to try the obstacle course though, seems fun. we got to shoot m16s, and i shot pretty accurately when standing and kneeling but my shooting is like crap when lying down, proly cos my butt was itchy. had class dinner aft that, which was.....censored to the max, more details can be garnered on ping's blog. haha.

hmmm what else ah. crap srsly canot rmb. actually now we just looking fwrd to champs lge finals, when ma bros gonna stay over at my house to watch, with kannan bringing his risk game 2 play. in his words "ah it is nice. like playing fifa on computer". o the few tests we've had so far, i screwed my econs essay test cos i mugged the wrong topics, chem test was horrendous cos i didnt mug at all, econs case study was ugly cos i didnt hv time to answer when i knew all the answers n wad to write. dammit. i must mug more, altho if i said that out loud some ppl would officially say i've gone mental and i am not me. as tzeheng says "last year u call us is to play soccer, watch movie, or chill. now u call ask abt tutorial, test, or wadever crap" or troy's everlasting "eh milmil u bloody closet mugger u stop it ah", to which i reply he is one too and stop calling ppl names lol. i dont like it, but one's gotta do what he's gotta do, and right now we got to mug. with occasional soccer.

oh well. tmr got 2 matches. express vs gep and a league match 4 my cousin's sunday league team. both full 90 min matches. i must b mental. and i got flu. wtfish. neh mind neh mind, at least its soccer haha adios

15/5/09
10:22 PM

"let me go out ah please please" - yinan, and then he proceeds to whack someone from behind

HWOW! today was da bomb. seeemed like a routine outing 4 da homies, but after not hanging out wit each other for so long due to mugging, ite attachments, waking up late cos poly haven start and other stuff, it was extra laughter n tings like that. me, sop, alvin n ck went to je swimming complex at 10.30 to start off the day, fooling arnd, chilling, taking the uber fun slides and alvin, sop n ck being alvin, sop and ck, got distracted by *ahems* while i stood there like an idiot watching them make a fool of themselves. sop succeeded tho, brave fella. after laughing at the other 3 for their attempts at um....socialising...we all went off to watch fast n furious 4. was supposed to go to vivo and meet troy to watch, but 1. we kinda overshot the movie timing and 2. we were quite tired. so we decided to go jurong point. went then aft that no more ticket. ok la have, but like rite at the front. so we heck it and went to banquet to eat, with fat meeting us there.

we ate, walked arnd, talked and caught up with each other, den it rained cats and dogs (haha alvin RAIN) and we were like WTF CANNOT PLAY SOCCER. but eventually cos ck persisted and rain kinda stopped the original FC Liverlona (me, sop, fat, ck and yinan) congregated at lakeside street soccer, our old haunt, to see whether we still got the goods. after a 1.5 hour wait 4 our turn, we lost the 1st match cos we were dam rusty, but the next time we come back in, 5 matches undefeated. sop with his penetrating runs and passes, ck with his tackles, fat working hard too and yinan with his....um....aggressive intimidation. and I havent lost my dribbling skillz! noice. was beautiful football in the 4th and 5th match, with the winning goal in our 5th match a sweeping move involving 5 quick passes btwn me, ck and sop with sop finishing bottom corner with the left foot. static defence. yeap, just got home, was a great day.

since a lot of ppl talk abt CT, i guess no harm talk a bit. ah thank god 4 rewarding the sacrifice and hard work....esp since i relly miss playing socca n goin 4 soccer trainings with the guys and everytime i watch them play i feel quite uuurghhhh so yea. ABBBB is not bad 4 sum1 who got ASUUU for cts last yr, esp when GP and chem i miss A by 1 mark. heh. AAABB would hv looked more NOICE but u gotta b grateful 4 what u get, esp since i jus expected to pass everything this test. just gotta keep this up n not get distracted by other stuff....like...well...stuff...yeah. dats it 4 now, chao!

PS: holla out to troy ma homie, sry u couldnt join us, u missed all the fun heh

11/4/09
8:29 PM

"hahaha jj u look like spineless hedgehog" - kannan, "eh i think she's hot rite? RITE?" - troy

today is the mother of all suay days. a ****ing huge picture frame on the wall fell directly on my foot. was bleeding 4 like 30 bloody minutes (literally) and now cant even walk. basket. and had to cancel outing with homies. **** la.

k nvm, everything happens 4 a reason i guess. damn i havent gone here long. a lot of stuff happened i guess, the FICO tournament, me troy fat n sop going to zouk 4 the bboy jam, and some other random stuff....but of course CTs just ended. woohoo! but actually not much to woohoo about, still need to do tutorials and mug and crap. not nais.

gp was noicely done hehe since question 11 was sexy and nice. 8 pages worth with 5 minutes to spare lol, that shud b enuf 4 wadever grade i was xpecting since i wasnt expecting any lol. chem was disastrous, i hope pass. math and physics was noice also. econs was....i dono wad was econs. ah yes. econs was sleepy. now i rmb. yeah. ah just hope i get good results, i really need smth to gauge my efforts 4 da past 3 months on anw.

ytd aft physics was fun haha. but of course soccer is always fun. played with like 30 other ppl till 12 plus, went to eat with nif, haris n muz, den went 4 prayers. went to eat again with them + abs, zul, waz and syafiq.....then me waz n syafiq slacked n talked and walked arnd j8 chillin b4 both of them went back to ri to watch abs and haris' match vs some msian team n i met troy tzeheng n jianhong at dhoby 4 tuition. crapped a bit at PS and then went 4 tuition (which was fun cos me troy n akash were making the rest laugh every 10 mins) til like almost 9pm....ah was dam shagged at the end of it.

wa fishballs leg dam pain, must go rest. ciao!

28/3/09
2:30 PM

"sumtym i tink da toilet is better den the classroom *serious face*" - 3, "no, i use da sandpaper 2 sand my qiang *does inappropriate action*" - ted

HAHA today's GP lesson was WTF. i tink all of us laughed until we cried. laughed at 3's nonsense "why u all NUFF?", ilham's pimping "im the pimp. *grins*", kannan's sleeping when junhao was talking to him and all the crap in between. o ya tzeheng's part where he talked abt porno also "um pppo...hahahaahhahaha porno....hahahahahah po....hahahahhaha por......ok ok wait i compose myself. ok. pornography. HAHAHAHHAA" ah well its about time we cracked THAT hard during GP since past few lessons quite subdued.

but i digress. saturday was youth got heart, and the rj mats performed dikir for the event. ppl who were involveded: fawaz, arif, me, jazi, sadikin, haliim, hanif, rashidi, said, zaid, halim, qayyum, saiful, maskil, haris, alimi, hans and husaini. it was NOICE! fawaz was juara (cehbah!) and all of us were doing all the movements and stuff. our little trick near the end where we pretend the mike spoil also was noice, cos in our 2nd performance we actually fooled the av ppl lol they were like OMG HOW CAN SPOIL. it was cool was cool. and we did what we were supposed to do, like qayyum said, do it like our ANOOSES WERE ON FAIYAR! yeayeayea. nxtime we shall do it again. aaaaaaand the part in the end where zul kope the mike, went backstage and played Nobody. hehehe den both of us sang from backstage lol.

o lastly today i am oopar doopar happy. wai? cos I GOT A FOR MATHS FOR THE FIRST BLOODY TIME IN 4 YEARS. lol. from a U to A. seems like all my decisions bearing fruit, since i also got B for physics. MUAHHAHAHAHAHA WAWAWEEWA. now for saturday!

2/3/09
8:39 PM

"the position vector of the vector u get when....eh wait....ok, um...the position vector of the vector of da 2 other vectors u get when...!?!?" - troy

woo....new music thingy i put at the side. stupid sidebar too thin, but i guess u guys cant b that lazy to scroll a bit to the right eh?

weekend was totally wasted, i didn't touch a soccer ball, i slept a lot and i barely mugged 4 maths test. freak. and tmr got some gp thingy we didnt even prepare 4. and its a skit. god save us. and barca lost. man u almost drew. urgh shitty weekend.

lol actually i have no idea why im posting. im supposed to be mugging. wait, i hear someone calling my name...its....its....i think....i think...i got to go, they're coming BOOM BAM KEBABOOM (BEEG HEXPLOSEION)....................................................

22/2/09
10:16 PM

"eh faster ah catch the bus, disney channel got HSM 2" - yusuf

today was.....fast. woke up, did tutorial 14B, went out to meet sop, helped him with some differentiation, called ppl up 4 IHC aesthetics, went to fat's aunt's house, went home, did econs essay outline, and now here.

we went to fat's aunt for a tahlil ceremony, cos fat's grandma just passed away. sry homie, she was a good person. me n sop rmb the pri sch times when she would scold us 4 playing soccer under the block and 4 draggin u out so many times, but she still treated us well when we visited your house, being great and all. yea, hope she's in heaven bro.

shall leave u guys with a song that's meant much to me, and it helps that it has a great tune.

One Last - Taufik Batisah

I never could imagine, life without you
From the moment you walked into my world
Never knew how long a loving flame could burn
But losing you has forced me to learn
That we can't change the way we feel inside
And every try at love never turns out right
We both know it's better if we just let it go
So let's have

Chorus:
One last kiss
One last touch
One last tender moment between us
One last danceTo our first song
While pretending there's nothing wrong
Let's stay here for awhile and
Cherish every moment we're in denial
We both know
Its better if we just let it go

Everytime I try to take a stand at all
I see your face again and I fall
In the middle of the night there's the scent of a rose
The smell of your perfume I suppose
But we can't change the way we feel inside
And every try at love never turns out right
We both know it's better if we just let it go
So let's have

Chorus

Baby if we met each other under a different sky
Maybe then things would be much better between you and I
We could always hold on to this one special thing we share
But it would be too much for us to bear
So let's have

Chorus

We both know
It's better if we just let it go

meaningful to my homie out there too, u kno who u are mate.

15/2/09
11:39 PM

"nobody, nobody...." - zul, "interbatchil" - cheps

bloody fishballs. I LOST MY EZLINK. 1st thing in the morning summore. I ARE PISSED.

but actually on the hole, 2dae was fun. there was MCS orientation, amazing race around bugis, marina bay and the city in general. our grp was grp 2, with me, haliim n shah as I/Cs and our grp members being zaid, amira, lyana, diyanah, syikin, farizan and zaki. haha all nice ppl, fun 2 talk to. the clues and tasks were super retarded so it was funny watching them figure out stuff (like the spore flyer qn hahaha). then at the finish line fooled arnd with the other fellas @ marina barrage, fly kite la, jump arnd la, dance la....crazy ppl heh.

crap im lagging on my mugging....need to get jiggy soon. ah freak la why everytime i blog i feel dam tired. prolly cos i haven eat. i go eat. adios amigos!

7/2/09
9:07 PM

"ARGHHGHGHHH!!!!" - the nose

heh we totally owned nose on his birthday. happy birthday, my friend.

hmph life getting more boring now, mug here mug there, and only the occasional soccer or wadever stuff we homies go out n do. fat n sop also always not free nowadays, but well we all got our responsibilities i guess.

went to a new street soca court today, with zeus n ck. somewhere at block 664. we wanted to go the one where all the best teams are at nowadays, the one at pioneer, but since we didnt hv a team cos sop was sick, troy was out visiting n fadhil not free, we just went to the nearer one. had reasonably good opposition. we split teams and i ended up with zeus and 3 other guys. as expected, his face got rammed, again. but zeus being a zhu yinan, small things like that dont affect him. even a bullet would prolly just make him itchy.

we were on fire, considering nv play quite long on da strt.....zeus making nice saves, me getting past ppl and stuff. ah well in the end we had to go off early.

and laogae, firaggil. abiferx, u lazy bum. come early tmr.

oh damn i got to do some errands, ciao!

1/2/09
7:24 PM

"im a barbie girl...." - chongkai

wooo ytd was nais. apparently trogil sings in certain discrete volumes, ranging from very soft to very loud. most of the time soft, but when its westlife songs he sings like pavarotti. hehehe.

and of course ck was singing barbie girl with hopeless abandon, it was actually nice. wad else ah.....damn it, too sleepy 2 think abt ytd.

today was mostly sleep. and rain, which made us canot play street in the evening and a certain yinan very angry at me (heh sry man....but i cant make rain stop innit)....and no1 wants yinan angry cos he can kill people with his legs. scary shiz.

ah screw it too sleepy bye bye

24/1/09
11:04 PM

"i ofef wh 1st" - troy

trogil, wtf is ofef wh????

k nvm. tis 1st week was much free time since i quit soccer to focus on studies...and yea i guess i mug more this one week than i've mugged in a month last year. feels kinda good to understand topics and be able to do qns which i prolly wouldnt if i hadnt had the time.

open house was much wandering around and talking to god knows how many people. there was nth to do in the morning since there were no lessons, so me, 3, arif, muz, cheps, kannan, akash and 2 other indian friends which i cant recall the name, had breakfast n chilled at canteen. then went to library to get some work done, then soccer with jiahao and his class. aft dat arif went off to gym, we met oven and the other jiahao and walked arnd mph. fooled arnd, played with sky's telescope, and of course who can forget 3's um....mistake.

there was this lion dance ppl, and they were moving arnd as the lion in the MPH. 3 tot the fella at the back was his viet friend. as such, he went near and said something in vietnamese. as there was no reply, he proceeded to kick the person's butt (which looks bloody stupid cos it seems like 3 was kicking a lion's ass), only to find out not only was the person not his vietnamese guy friend, the guy was a girl. so we all just laughed on the side of the stage as he apologized profusely. hehehe. i cant seem to rmb what we did aft we left MPH, only that we bumped into hsiang, rex n trogil den did some stuff. O WAIITITTT i rmb. me, oven n cheps went to macs to eat, wasting about 1.5 hours crapping, then arif came back and joined us for some food. oven being an oven, he took super long to finish his food. anw, aft that arif ask me if wan to help him pick out present 4 his nephews at JP. so we went to JP, wandered around kiddy palace and toys r' us, pressing every button on every toy, and looking freaking lost in the babies section of toys. apparently arif's nephews eat everything they see, so we had to choose toys which wouldnt cause harm if they put the thing in the mouth. so we bought some sound making toy which says the names of animals when u press buttons. o ya wednesday was also junhao's bdae. happy bdae homie, hope u have fun tis yr hehe.

anw, that was wednesday. monday was i dono wad, tuesday even more i dono wad. i having short term memory i think. thursday was a day i rmb though. cos i had auditions. no idea why the heck i go sign up, this is all tzeheng's fault. last minute summore. was prolly high on that day or smth. always do stuff on instinct when high. haha. o ya thurs was also arif's bdae, so me, fawaz, syafiq, haris, syafiq j2 and zul gave him a surprise. NOICE! anw auditions were....funny. 1 hr b4 auditions me n tzeheng spotted a trolley at the side of the stairs, so one thing led to another and we made our auditions....unique. haha u all would prolly get to see the video i think, i dono. but i was nervous like hell and my voice was shaking, but i tink i hit all the notes properly....aiya join also just 4 fun, nvr win neh mind hehehe.

friday was...just hanging out with fawaz syafiq and hanif aft sch, went solat, ate at cafe galileo den went to watch arif at kiwi cup. kimeks abs kena elbow and punch at hip n throat, den he gg cannot play aft only a few mins into match. but then there was roughing up all over the pitch, quite suay we lose 7-5, to a last min conversion summore. fuggil.

this week shud b fun, with plans 4 friday alrd set, if jurongae can book the place. NOICE! anw, ciao!

18/1/09
1:58 PM

"i put phone on floor den i step" - le khac minh 3

damn, i neglect this blog again 4 too long. much has happened since. such as the Gaza conflict. I shall not express myself now, or to the fullest of my true opinion, for in case some teacher or fella read and think im some terrorist. heh dont worry, im not that stupid to throw my life and studies and soccer away and go kill people in the future. its a sin to kill innocent people anyway according to Islam, and those terrorists are just deluded with a skewed definition of jihad. even if the fella is guilty by perception, eg. many Muslims think the current US president (not the pres-elect) is a bloody ******* and evil and stuff, but we cannot judge him nor do we have the power to say anything about him, only God has that power and only God knows the extent of his sins. enough of religious and political rhetoric. back to that later.

now, um....i shall talk abt what stuffs has happened since the last time i blogged. um. hmm. ok start with birthday week. it was NAIS, homies gave me stuff and notes and thingys (thanks fellas) and those who didnt give anth, ur wishes were enough. thanks to all! um...week aft dat....hmmm...ah crap i cant rmb. all i rmb is vague memories of soccer and beach soccer and....O YEA class outing. heh. attendance not up to expectations (only 8 ppl went) but still was fun! had another outing with khac, tzeheng, yy to watch IP Man. IP MAN IS NAIS! wing chun is nais. but i stil tink shaolin fist better. shaolin fist attacks tend to hv mre power, but wing chun uses energy more efficiently. donnie yen acts damn pro, the peaceful face, den sudenly when angry POWOWW!!! he becomes lion king.

sch is starting. mixed feelings there. being able to hang out with class everyday again is damn nice and fun, but the work and stuff....its time to get serious now, no fooling arnd. 1st week alrd got so many stuff to do. heng i quit soccer, or nt the start of year will b dam jack again and the foundations for the topics all ggxx again, which results in horrendous results later in year. ah well. take it as it comes i guess.

nowww....im gonna start talking abt gaza conflict. those sensitive to my opinions im sorry in advance, and those who cant b bothered can just not read. im not gonna be a hypocrite and say israel is totally to blame. hamas obviously share a part of that blame, rejecting peace deals, unwilling to disarm and stop producing their Qassam rockets and placing themselves among civilians. but my heart truly goes out to the Palestinian civilians, my brothers, over there. 1/3 of those who have passed on were children. makes one think how lucky we are over here. imagine if we were born there, can we even cope with the emotional and physical baggage of a religious and political grudge of our ancestors placed squarely upon our shoulders? but while hamas are plain baskets for making civilian areas their base, israel are no less assholes.

lets try give the maximum benefit of the doubt here. as u all know, they have launched a ground offensive. perhaps they thought with all the international pressure of a humanitarian crisis (which their acting prime minister says doesnt exist....crazy woman) they would do a more incisive and precise weeding out of militants without harming civilians. but they still continue to bomb civilian areas. they still kill children. they even bombed a UN run school where there is totally no militants inside (the militants were in the courtyard, why cant the ground soldiers take them out there? why bomb the sch? wtf). USA another ******. why doesnt obama just whack bush on the nose and take over now. bloody fella has done nothing since the crisis started, gave all responsibility to his useless condolezza rice. and they hv the guts to support the ground offensive without even acknowledging the civilian casualties. it is the US's support that gives israel immunity to their war crimes. Israel is a civilized, democratic COUNTRY. Hamas are misguided, lost terrorists. They are not in charge of a nation, palestine isnt even a nation, its an occupied territory. no wonder the citizens are pissed, israel took the land without permission and rationed the food and oil they can get. remind u of anth? (japan occupation of singapore) Israel, as a COUNTRY, a nation, should be more mature and not result to violence to settle this. even if they do, they should seek the support of the palestinian people to help them, not be bastard to them, no wonder the people want to go against israel. anw, both sides are wrong, and the palestinian civilians suffer. oh, i hear some asking, what about the israeli civilians? only 3 has passed. 500+ palestinians to 3 israelis. not counting the palestinians who starve to death even when rockets arnt flying around. as far as i rmb, all of hamas' rockets didnt kill anyone, only wound ppl. but israeli rockets? noooooo they own ppl to the max. heh. our country's military foundations were created and aided by israel, i wonder if our leaders had thought whether their leaders are responsible and humane enough to exercise control over their weapons.

anw, dats it 4 2dae, c ya!

10/1/09
8:22 PM

"eh that keeper tackle totally KO the guy, let's call him paul scholes! *points at yinan*" - small kid

today's usual soccer was FUN! haha. with yusuf out, troy just touching down from korea, fadhil working @ hotel, fatris going out with atikah and oven @ orchid country club 4 some unknown reason, attendance was down to me, yinan and ck.

at first was kinda boring, cos it was the usual neighbourhood team, with some small kids down too. but man, the small kids were great fun. i think the 1st team didnt take their joking too well, but we're fine with anth. haha when we played they became commentators, freaking fun with the hilarious quotes at the side.

1 fella from a grp of NS ppl joined our team, and the other person joining our team was Brahim, the huge guy from palestine. he told me he was from UAE, but as a palestinian refugee. when i asked him whether he lived in the gaza strip or west bank or perhaps a city along israel's borders, his tone and face changed and he said "no. no israel." no surprise there, made to flee home due to mindless violence. anyone would b pissed.

back to the match. essentially over the course of the match, the kids assigned us names:- for the opposition NS team, there was the keeper, michael jackson (dont ask why), muscleman (huge fella), drogba (indian fella), roberto carlos (even tho he was tall) and cicakman (heh.). our team there was park ji sung (chongkai, he was pissed at being called that), ronaldo (me), mustafiq fahrudin (palestine dude), the 'nogoalscorer' (cos he kept on missing) and paul scholes (yinan, even tho he was keeper).

yinan's one was the most screwed. he was keeper, but we let him take the kickoff. the 1st thing he did, was to ram the ball straight at the other keeper, ran the length of the court to chase down the rebound, and totally murder the defender from behind. ah classic yinan. that's wad made the small kid say wad he said in my title, cos as soccer ppl kno, scholes' tackling is like my basketball skills. fail. so we made sure he did not kick anymore. but later, ck was tired so he was keeper for only one goal, which means yinan played out. and again, the 1st thing he did, was kill drogba with a leaping high jump. this is why he shall play in take 5 4 our team. muahahahaha. no1 wil dare go near him :P

nx week is busy with like 10000 outings. good stuf since nx week by bdae hehehe. cya all!

13/12/08
8:12 PM

"four. AGAINST ONE!" - sop

haha. AGAIN (and sorry abt that), i have not written anth 4 long enuf to warrant mr. hsiang to spam my tagboard. hsiang, stop pretending to b mr.low, i kno u want to be him hahahahaha.

aite. um...hmm...past few weeks has been quite cracking. like crackers. yes, zul, jacob's crackers i kno u like them. trip to KL, goin out with homies to 1. mug 2. play soccer 3. play xbox 4. dance (see! i stay true to my aims haha), and coming up with plans 4 stuff. like KL 2009, Australia 2012 and Spain 2020. The last one is a bit far but we damn sure are gonna make it happen.

hmm. my mugging plan is failing again. must b cos i keep reading irrelevant books. they arnt story books, but they arnt in syllabus either. like the Emperor's New Mind. or Out of this World (by roger penrose and stephen webb respectively IS NICE GO READ). yeaps. soccer's been rather good. and dance.

hmm dance. slow progress. haha most prolly cos we coming up with moves on our own, no choreographer or anth, but we've got cool tune mixes with fatris' bro aiding us and well, we all do specialise in smth. makes things easier. me and troy breaking, fat's a natural popper, sop's locking and oven's popping too. all of us r proficient in each other's fields to a reasonable amnt too. but the injuries frm learning new break moves are, well....#(@*#@*$! lemme see....fractured tailbone doing windmill, fractured wrist doing 1990, fractured pelvis doing reverse handstand. as if i dont hv enuff injuries from soccer. i tink i need a lot of Anlene when i grow old. like cartons of it. eh! i can kope my mom's one. ah, i am safe.

lately its been raining much. ah according to malays, "hujan membawa berkat", which generally means that rain brings um...hmm...wads berkat...good stuff. yes rain brings good stuff. stuff like water and...um...water. yes. but i got owned few days back.

was running to bus stop in da rain, going into 100m sprint mode (heh) aaaaaaaand i caught the bus. WOOHOOO CLAP clap la you i see you not clapping notty ah CLAP. then i reach destination, stil raining. but got shelter so NEHMIND. budden, KEDEBABOOM! (cliffhanger)

there was thunder. big big thunder. like big bird. same colour summore. eh wait lightning is white. nvm in cartoons its yellow. ok. then got shelter rite, so i walk. i walk. i walk. then ZOOM! car whizz by, THE TYRES GOING OVER THE big PUDDLE and hitting....the fellas on the side of the road. the shelter was further in, you see. you dont of course, its a figure of speech. i mean, of course speech has no figure, its a way of saying things nicely. yes. now that that's clear, i continued walking. the floor was slippery. nice to do moonwalk. so i did! and it was noice. was approaching the library, when ZOOOOP!

a poor girl fell behind me, stuff flying everywhere. helped her back up and pick up stuff, den went into library. (HAHAHAHA i had u all there, didnt i) ok srsly, so i got this seat beside the windows. good 4 music videos, what with those emo shots near windows when its raining cats and dogs (ah! a figure of speech). took out physics books, and started mugging.

mug mug mug until lunch. den goan meet homies @ jp. still raining. reached jp. then i took out my wallet. WAAAAAARGH!!!!! it was stuck to my bag. no biggie. but then, WAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!! no la nth haha.

ok ok fine i skip to how i got jacked. i literally slipped on some huge wrapper on the way home and fell. on my butt. on. on my button. the jeans button. which means i fell forwards. cannot believe cartoons readi say will fall backwards one bloody basket fake me. relatively unpainful considering i already smashed my two front teeth on the floor last time and now they're dead (yes they're there, but they're dead. but its good. cos i cant get teeth plague. u all shud try killing ur teeth). haha. at least my arms cushion the fall.

let me digress. at this point i would like to thank mr. 7nZ, ronaldo, overschvank or yriahluz, for the personalised workout schedule thingy. i dono whether its working, i suck at judging stuff i do myself. but stuff seems lighter now so i guess it is.

mmm lastly, i really miss school actually. as much as it is hated, being really close to classmates makes me feel kinda longing 4 the daily dose of utter craziness (various ppl can testify to that craziness). keeps one going actually. i see it as a great thing that this class aint got no cliques. zero. or even if have its like in phantom mode where it doesnt really matter. yeap brothers and sisters a shout out to u guys, we gonna hv a class outing nx week. but the khac wont b there. sadness (cos he's supposed to give me chewing gum) hahaha.

ok the previous lastly i was kidding, now then lastly. sop has called 4 outing on the 15th. i sense smth, tho logic tells me he never does organise stuff. hmmm. heck i'll just wait. somehow i dont feel anth as one more year passes. haha.

aite that's it. have a good holidays ppl!

12/12/2008 (oooh 12 12)
12:52 AM

class chalet, pati's deepavali party & mcs bbq

hwow damn its been long since i wrote smth here.

um, i shall start with class chalet. IT WAS NOICE! like really noice. like super noice. and noice noice noice. all the hours of ps2, and the mahjong addicts, and eating out tgt, and watching movies at 12 am to 5 am, agreeing that the most sick and gory part of the Rule #1 movie was fiona xie bleeding at ..... , playing FIFA at 5 am, muz's watermelon, enqi breaking the toilet door, watching my uncle be the president of USA ("GO UNCLE HUSSEIN!!!" - tzeheng), goin out to play street with kannan, 3 and tzeheng, almost getting into a fight, tzeheng needing underwear AND LAST BUT OF COURSE NOT LEAST, LE KHAC MINH TRI'S bdae surprise at IMM (advertisement: whoever reading this, go facebook and watch the video of his surprise. guaranteed laughs).

perhaps i should talk more abt the surprise. it was.....hmm.....no words can descibe it. esp wad yy did at giant. pulling out ten when we wanted to buy only one...and ppl all staring...hahahahahah. kannan was wishing he was TRULY invisible by then. oh ya, the baked cheese rice at IMM 3rd floor is VELLY NOICE! aite, so we executed the plan perfectly, and ended our chalet with much aplomb.

aft chalet, there was...um....o ya class cip. it was aite, it was aite. den the got more remedials, outings....cannot rmb everyting up till pati's party. whole soca team came down, including mr low and mr lu. food was good, was good. esp the chicken. spent the whole time playing FIFA (again), laughing at daryl who threw away 3 points, laughing at toan who showed that he is inept at singaporean public transportation, eating, talking crap, fooling around with each other's handphones (DARYL, JEROME, HSIU, PATI) and browsing dvds.

um wad else ah....ah just fast fwrd to ytd's mcs bbq thingy. was fun. played ball, cooked stuff, talked, sang songs like noone cared (rock jiwang!), laughed at some fella at the window, used the sauna and furoroom (haha thanks amelina) and just chilled. we took eternity to get the fire started, and aft dat it was smooth sailing. soccer was on an astro-like thing which was quite sandy, me nif n waz teamed up with 2 kids 2 vs this grp of 5 ppl. i think we drew them eventually which was not bad, as well...they were quite organised. aft dat we went to pray, furo, sauna, bath, and start cooking. yeaps, was nice.

hmmm. nth else i guess. O YES! quotes. i only rmb those from class chalet so i put here.

"This defense is soooo good, i can be goalkeeper for the team" - FIFA 08 commentator. Then J.lo replied in a fit of rage cos he was losing, "THEN GO BE LA!!!!!!"

"eh jo, how old is ur brother or sister?" - cp, while looking at joanna's family pic

"Auntie, ice coffee. Um....auntie don't put ice ah." - kannan, with a straight face. me, jj and the auntie were like, "WTF."

"do you wanna open and check?" - cashier @ jurong point when tzeheng was paying 4 his underwear. tzeheng replied, "um....seriously? here?" hahaha.

"i think cos its cold, it turn hard!" - tri. self explanatory.

BEST QUOTE:

"guys, i think its called freeballing." - ilham, when watching juno. the scene when the guys were running in the super short shorts with nothing underneath. ilham ilham (shakes head)...

aite that's it. till nex time. GIL UNIT BACKFLIPS FTW!

19/11/08
8:57 PM

"i have...geepee....I PASSED GP! but still gt remedial ah have to go. its either 9 to 11 in the evening or 3 to 5 in the afternoon." - the le khac

there are 3 mistakes in the above quote. If u can spot them, give urself a round of applause.

ANYWAY, TOMORROW IS 6K CHALET NOICE!

3/11/08
5:10 PM

there was a shitload of good quotes so look below.

today was THE BOMB. like. nuclear bomb.

It was I& R handing in day cum learning journey day.

Lets take it from the top. 1st, I overslept. lol. and thus panicked cos has to hand in I and R by 11 and i woke up at 10.30. noice. budden i called choc, AND HE ALSO OVERSLEPT. hahahahaha PW rep oversleep. so i was safe.

Original plan was to celebrate khac's bdae then go Night Safari 4 LJ, but nt many were free so we postpone celebrations to the 5th @ IMM. but this left some of us with 6 hours to waste cos we were only going to night safari at 6. so.......we went changi airport to eat.

go tehre, walk arnd, eat, walk back, somehow wasted so much time that it was 5pm in like damn fast. so we made our way to amk mrt, where every1 met. dilly dally, and it was 7. nose and ABS were alrd at night safari, stoning, and they warned us there was a heck lot of ppl there. but who cares. we ended up taking lots of photos, not taking the tram (which proved to b a very good option) and had lots of fun.

at the start of the trail, we took the halloween path. 1st thing we encountered was this chinese ghost with tongue sticking out damn low. somehow i had to lead the class, so well yeah. At 1st was damn jack. kinda scary, but apparently it was very scary 4 khac. hahaha. he went ahead and the thing came out and he jumped backwards into me and ABS' arms. LOL. the 2nd ghost that came out also some chinese ghost. AGAIN, he/it decided to jack khac. hahaha damn suay the fella. the next one was mummy. that one i admit was freaky. srsly cannot c at night. i walk walk walk the thing come out n jack me n ABS. haha. yeah then we crossed some hell bridge or smth....overall the night was great. tzeheng jacked junhao and i jacked ailin cos we hid somewhere among the trees and jumped out. i can say we contributed to 50% of the noise in the whole park. then jj also played with the zebra...haha. there's a lot of pics in sheena's cam, so if any1 wanna c go c facebook. in the end, the entertainment wasnt the animals or the ghosts, it was ourselves. I think the guys got a big shock tonight cos we learnt smth abt the girls. hahahah. ah well, now that we know, our class is TRULY fun. noice.

more drama ensued. on the way home, me, nose, ABS, yy, jj, jlo and junhao took same bus. then.....bus break down. at 11.30pm. at mandai. WTF. wait 4 bus until 12 am, now then reach home. dam tired sia. but b4 we part, quotes of the day:

"BLACK *****!!!!" - muz

"eh I saw the black ***** too!!!" - jj

"ARHGHHGGHHGHGHGH!!!! DONT TUCH MEEEEEEE!!!!" - le khac minh tri

"i bet u guys learnt a lot more in this journey...." - sheena

"ARIF BORHAN SAID!!!! WTF???!!!!" - junhao

"hahaha zhenxiao eh zhenxiao nose 99 still can take or not? nose look here la HAHAHHAHAHA JACK!!!!!" - ABS

"yo." - chocolate kannan

"eh zhenxiao what u doing?" - cheryl

"pimping!!!!!" - zhenxiao the nose

and many more too many too rmb.

anw, this was a blast. BUT next week tehre's more!!!! soooo..............NOICE!

1/11/08
12:58 AM

"show me your powers!" - Zul

ah.

hmmm.

hmmmmmmm.

nothing comes to mind.

xcept PW.

and OP.

FUGGE OP.

yill speakil fuggil?

nil?

bil.

ok wait wait......hmmm. big decision closing in.

somehow things go in a circle. mayb this is a 2nd shot at the same target.

passion or logic? i remember asking that earlier in the year.

i thought this was over with, the decision made, but got dragged back into it. tomorrow will tell i guess. hope it goes well.

don't wanna make the wrong choice, cos i think i made about....1, 2, 3, 4, four big wrong ones this year. fuggil.

a farewell?

or continuation?

hmph.

with or without?

weight.

why the heck am i writing line by line.

i also dont know.

haha.

has a emo effect.

thus,

i

shall

changeandspameverythingintoonelinetopreventanyemonessandstuffmuahahahahahahahaokokokshitilostwordstocrapaboutandaddtothishugemassofalinebloodyfishahheyiseefoodehbanana!mmmnicenicebananailikebananadoyoulikebanana?ilikebanana.butsometimesbananascanberottenandsmellydennotnaisalready.why?cosofMEOW.MEOWMEOWMEOW.whoohooocrapcrapcrapcrapcrapooofifamanager09ehwaitalsogotfootballmanager09WHICHONEWHICHONETOBUY???ordownload,samething.

that's it 4 today. PWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

29/10/08
7:23 PM

"selamat hari raya!!!!" - various people too many to count

WOOOOHOOOO ITS HARI RAYA!

get to eat kuih,
eat lontong,
eat rendang,
eat ketupat,
drink coke,
drink F&N,
drink ice milo,
meet old frens,
go out with old frens,
go out with relatives,
have fun,
and of course,
get GREEN angpao.

noice.

haha.....to all my muslim friends, selamat hari raya, maaf zahir dan batin and forgive me 4 all the crap i've done to you all, if there is any. Hope all the jokes and laughter are taken merely in jest. haha. kepada orang-orang yang tertentu, tak tentu dan menantu, hope things get better 4 u and just keep the faith.

and to my non-muslim friends, thanks 4 all the smses, well-wishes, etc, etc. i promise nx yr chinese new yr i do the same. wait. this year i do alrd. ok nvm i do again nx yr. ok noice. enjoy your holidays.

HOU YES, deepavali also coming. ok in advance happy deepavali to all my indian friends, may a thousand lights light your way through the night, as you walk out of sight and celebrate with all your might during the festival of lights. haha failed attempt at rhyming. nvm.

NOW, to FOOD!

1/10/08
9:42 AM

"ARE WE GOING GEYLANG?" - yinan, "eh, what we doing at GEYLANG?" - troy, "where's geylang?" - alvin

fyi, when zeus asked the 1st qn, he asked it in a way that made the ppl beside us at mcdonalds get up n walk away. troy also asked his qn in a dam screwed way, n oven's qn is jus plain dumb. hahaha.


today was fun. breaking fast with oven, troy and zeus, with fatris n his gf, atikah joinin us l8r. it was cool. aft promos, jus chillin walkin abt....laughter the whole freaking time. like when yinan made a some chinese actress move from her table cos she tot he was stalking her (in his defence, he said "i was looking at the internet shop behind her!"), when he made the ppl run away, when oven screwed up when he ate mcspicy, etc etc. lol.


we took pic with f1 car. was noice.





11:44 PM

"here hakim look at this HAHAHAHA eh eh but don't spread ah later he kill me" - toan

HWOW promos are over. it was under, then now its over and im damn happy. WOOHOO.

ah this week was damn draining. like mega drain. the one where venusaur absorb your HP. den u become black cos in gameboy ur life power aparently is white colour. so ppl like me and kannan no effect if u do mega drain. actually fire spin also no effect we already chaota/chowtar/chauta (eh no wait this one sounds tamil). so only can use hydro blast.

o back to draining. ya. cos i fell into a drain on monday ah. dats y this week was draining. ok ok lol. ah....i pratically only slept an hour each day since monday, and added to fasting, energy levels drop exponentially with everything i do. aaaaaah. i tink it was worst during chem test, dats y i screwed it up. was siao super sleepy. i tink all jigglypuff's fault. no wonder the microphone in my house missing. the bloody pokemon koped it. anw, yea. but the true extent of my sleep debt wasnt felt until jus now, when play soca aft promos. when playing not tired ah got adrenaline. and even then can feel the slowness. fasting alrd slow, no sleep even slower. den aft dat when wan to go prayer KEBABOOM all the muscles ggxxaabbccddeeff. almost froze permanently on the floor when praying in the mosque. lol that would b dam funny.

hmmm. GP was chiken like KFC....quite nice. econs was as econ as econ minimart. ok la its not hard, so shud b aite. physics was DAMN NICE. easy sia. but i tink canot get A cos i nvr slp enuf n missed too many marks cos wasnt tinking straight n end up not enuf time cos of microsleeps. dammit. then there's the two screwd up subjects. math. math is my *##*&$@#&(* subject, so no surprise. sure fail. i tried my best to catch up, but well, i need more time i guess. i hoped not much summation and ap gp come out, end up quite a lot of marks went to those two. dammit. sure gone. chem....i tot i could get dam high 4 chem. aft section A and B, i stil tot so. then i looked at the clock. 10 *$#&^%@$&$@#$ minutes. section C. 10 minutes. my ass. as such, also gone. basket.

i dono if i can promote. and i tink i sure out of O'team. crap. i shall mug over the holidays, make sure i own A's nx yr. hmm. aite signing off, happy fasting to my malay homies, and happy holidays to the other non-fasting people. enjoy these 3 weeks b4 results come out!

26/9/08
9:37 PM

"DON'T DON'T WEDGIE MEEEE...INELASTIC, ITS INELASTIC!!!!" - Tri

hwow. time flies. like butterfly. but recently, it flies like aeroplane. super fast.

hmm. why am i blogging? you know why? u dont? its ok, its ok, i also dont kno. MUAHHAHAHAA.



on a moar sirius note, it is the holy fasting month of ramadhan, thus i shall enlighten u guys on what we actually do and what we cant do when we fast.



for the past week and a half of fasting, i realise most of you don't kno smth. we not only cannot eat, we also cannot drink water when fasting. yes, we cannot drink water, water including coke, longkang water, eye-mo drops, rain or even toothpaste water after brushing teeth.



i know u all like the taste of kodomo flavoured water, especially the starwberry flavoured one (IS NAIS!), but no we cannot even drink that. theoretically, cos we cannot drink water, we shud have extreme dehydration and look like this:



eee racist y all black. ok nvm. yeah so we cannot drink water.

nxt, no, we cannot say vulgarities. or rather we refrain from doing so, or not this will happen:

yes, i know what u're tinking. our noses will suddenly look like cucumbers, we will start farting black smoke and all our teeth will drop out. yeaps. that will happen. so pls, pls, be understanding and dont make us say bad words or not u all will prolly KO from the delightful smell of the smoke.

orh, last thing, we must watch our eyes and hands and stuffs when fasting. no notty notty. if notty notty even worse ting will happen than farting and big noses, we will ass-plode and then no moar buttocks. thats not noice.

yeps, so now, get out of here and start reading notes. go mug u slacking buffoons.

PS: the next pantat who asks me where and when am i eating lunch from now onwards and then saying "oops i forgot u fasting" will have an early death. eh wait, killing would break my fast. ah crap.

11/9/08

8:12 PM

"THEREEEESSS AAAA FIREEEE!!!!" - ted, "u want some papadil?" - loongae

ah damn it was a good weekend. friday was damn nice, esp. the 3pm-6pm slot. lol. lets rewind and start from fri morning.

teachers' day celebs was cool, cud hv been cooler if not for the 153891431489 power trips....and of course the sight of loongae krumping and forgetting some steps on stage was priceless haha sry homie. in my defence u did forget some steps. bt ppl din c so dun worry lol. aft dat we gave our teachers' their presents, and gave the class board we made to superman (mr. ben tan).

aft dat was back 2 RI, meet 4h bros, just missed teachers, went eat with cicak, ended up hanging out wit 4h bros again, den go prayers with cicak, aft prayers waz n rif ask me wan go paragon or nt, i wanted but cannot, cos have to go back to the neighbourhood. clementi, that is.

and then met with friesto, waited for matt who took a bit the long, and go strt soccer and a mini PTPS reunion of soccer homies. hasif, ly, shiva, maha, ahmad, me, friesto, matt, marcus, asaph, kunxing, ben....with some of our juniors, afiq n andri n some others. of course there were those missing, like zi, zal, sop and nal, but man i had forgotten how ownage we were on the streets. i tink we're undefeatable if we were to actually form a team. starting 5 would b super ownage, and the bench no less powderful. but the matches we played were good, no, great. skills, strength, speed galore. and maha rammed 5 ppl in the nuts and face. new record. haha. but it was cool. ended up with sprained ankle and pulling both calves cos of the intensity, but injuries never felt sweeter.

saturday, then. did work, then went 4 happytime! 5 of us, loongae, nose, you know, jurgilgil and me. ended up to be like some super long water PT session as we used the floats to whack each other and fight arnd the pool. lol childish but well, it was fun. nt always that we get to do this crap. and ya lol nose made a hole in his trunks. lesson learnt: dont slide with trunks and float on top of you, even if u flip while inside the slide. went to eat then well....went home.

sunday...mug mug mug. i actually mugged econs from 11 am to 8pm. wtf. disgusting. at night slacked a bit and watched die hard 4.

today....IS FASTING MONTH START! grammar fail. anw its the month of ramadhan again, and good deeds shall b abundant. had math tut in da morning, den go home sleep, wake up at 2. did econs til 7 again. den break fast. den now im here. ok bai.

PS: i tink fasting month is taking toll on my crapping skillz so sry chengwen no funny stuff 4 a while.

1/9/08
7:58 PM

"eh don't be loser ah" - le khac

due to popular demand (of one freaking crazy hongkong boy who prolly got his head messed up by the yellow smog as per our econs lecture test), i am back.

but wait. am i back?

i might not be here.

i am everywhere.

but nowhere.

since nowhere is....

now here, i am not there, not anywhere, but here.

so i am back.

ok that got over with, past two days has been filled with so much funny crap that i need dentures cos my teeth all falling off from shaking too much.

1stly, the elephant thing. that one R-rated, and as expected, involves the colourful le khac minh tri.

2ndly, usain bolt celebrations. again involves everyone's favourite vietnamese. he did the celebration thing in some fella's face and shouted holy shit b4 laughing and running away and coming back to do some more.

aiya crap i cant rmb everything. but got stuff involving, me, ABS, good boy, chocolate, jay low, etc etc.

today....was....nothing much. ah yes physics prac was utter confusion. we kept losing our marbles.

then...econs test. was dam rush. and din hv tym to mug much b4hand cos of the prac. damn. but in jackjack's words, "aiya econs. mug, phail, dont mug also phail. so just phail. jus a matter of extent."

due to the lack of interesting things, i asked 2 homies to come up with 2 topics 4 me to crap abt.

they are.....

mikerowmanagemernt

and

zuuz

ok. OH FUGGIL! i haven finish EOM. ok crap tmr bai

26/8/08
10:33 PM

today no quote not because i never go sch, because no sch.

lets start on a light note. 31st august is a very good day. no, not cos its malaysia's nat dae, but cos its LOONGAE's and CHOCOLATTE's bdae! happy wishes beforehand homies, loongae u know what u r getting urself into ah, who ask u born on 31st august. haha.

on a darker note, i dont seem 2 have mood to do anth today. feelin shitty. homies know why.

its those kind of once every month thing, bt its a result of accumulation over every passing day.

hope y'all forgive me for the utter um...lack of humour in this post.

kyle says he'll help me figure something out. but whatever he does, or i do, its nt up to me.

hope that one knows that tings never did change, whatever happened. and this, all this, is not a facade, yet, its not real. you know it.

soooooo, that brings an end to a solemn post, going 2 mug chem with funny squeaking sounds outside my window and a fly just flew past me and landed on my country eraser, its R10 signing off.

23/8/08
9:04 PM

today no quote cos i nv go sch

7:05 PM

"****!!!! don't molest me la!!!!" - ted

we all know that there is a united nations eraser. WHY? the YOU ANT is not a country. it is a....thingy. so it is not fair.


this injustice must be stomped out at the primary school level. every eraser battle shall ban the UN eraser, cos it is unfair and has more power over the rest.


ah yes the eraser battles. how i miss them. i shall bring some to school tmr to play.

2nd order of the day, our school needs something that is very important to all of us. we shouldnt have wasted money building the hodge lodge, although its quite NOICE. we need:

A MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! yes! then we can go many super fun places like pedra branca and geylang in a blink of an eye, with fake confetti coming out of the bus' exhaust pipe. NOICE!

I suspect we do have some magic school buses, the fact that they can withstand the crap we do on them is quite magical.

We mite not have a magic school bus, but we have a magic school bust:

wahoo! our dear Ser Standfert Ruffles. nice fella. i knew him personally. he used to come visit me every morning before i go school through my room wall, begging me to tell the RI ppl to stop touching his big nose. i tink i failed miserably, cos he dont visit me no mre. must be sulking somewhere in school.

anw, i is got chem test tmr. BAI!

20/8/08

8:16 PM

"meow." - illie

the power rangers have fooled many a people, yes many a people, into thinking they are INVINCIBLE. i beg to differ.

WOOHOO. power rangers. now. green ranger is bad, as we all know, and in episode 752 of series 5 of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, he became bad, den went to Tibet to be enlightened and became:















i see the enlightenment indeed. white is ultimate enlightenment, the only way u can get further enlightened is if u become transparent. but then dat's too light. not nais. it always mystified me how tommy squashed his hair into that small helmet. i tink i know. HE IS WEARING A WIG! ah yes. that explains many things. one of them being this. noice.

the red ranger has always been my favourite. jason. he apparently knows karate and (OH CRAP ARGENTINA JUS SCORED I AM SAD) gets straight A's, according to my power ranger guide book attained from 8 years old after going for a power ranger show. this implies the rest are relatively dumb, as they cant be bothered to put what grades the rest got. i think they got D's. just nice to stay in Oteam.

blue ranger. he actually wears specs. i assume that the helmet visor has degrees on it.

but of course, (OH SOBIS HIT POST FOR BRAZIL! nooooo) you would realize that i relate to black ranger. why do they choose a negro for black ranger? isit because he is black? that is not fair. as unfair as kannan. and me actually. but u get the drift.

yes. so why are they not INVINCIBLE? (OH CRAP! NOOOOO ARGENTINA SCORE AGAIN! NO NOT NAIS NOT NAIS!) they are not invincible because....

they are like peanuts. no, not our old philo teacher for ex 4H ppl, they are like peanuts. they are just humans inside the colourful suits. as such, recipe for defeating power rangers:-

Red Ranger: Tell him he failed his tests.
Yellow Ranger: Just mention Liu Xiang.
Pink Ranger: Tell her that Tommy does not love her and would rather kiss HCW's butt than be with her
Blue Ranger: Break his visor and watch him run around like headless chiken
White Ranger: Black Ranger
Black Ranger: White Ranger

NOICE.

now to part, a parting quote. if it wasnt a parting quote, den um...we wont be parting.

"What do you get for being a hero? Nothing." - John McClane





















We should all aspire to be John McClane. A hero cos nobody wants to be.
9:54 PM

"ni mesti fikir pasal matae....." - stall auntie to ilham

today our class had a good time.

we had chem spa.

why was chem spa good? cos......cosine x + sine x = 1. yes.

nowwwwwwww. to answer ytd's qns. BUT WAIT! crap. i haven do the answers up yet. why? cos i forgot. like how i forgot to finish physics tutorial 9 just now. so next time, when i say i will answer the qns, be careful. be very careful. cos if u not careful, u are careempty. it is quite bad to be careempty, cos it sounds very much like humpty dumpty. and we all know what happen to humpty dumpty. not NOICE at all.


ok. today was ok ok. now that's 3 oks. 4. ok. FIVE! oh its too much, too much. today was abhi boring, only highlight being my yellow highlighter. quite luminous. NOICE. aft sch was chillin in hodge lodge, then maths remedial then oteam briefing.

the briefing wasnt very brief. i tink cos we not comfortable with showing our underwears. for all we know, some of us weren't wearing any briefs. so...yea, the briefing wasnt brief. but was cool, was cool. esp the part where tze heng decide to change his comm selection las min cos of...ahem ahem.

yeah. so. hmmm. nth much. for everyone's knowledge, the very convincing mr. kevin low impersonator on my tagboard is none other than the great (my ass) Councillor Hsiang. he is being a Chengwen and screwing up the tagboard. notty notty ah councillor.

so much 4 now. i go do eeeeeh! oooohhh! mmmmmm! wich is quite sick, as u all agree.

14/8/08
9:59 PM

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" - chong kai

HAPPY B'DAE TO MA HOMIE FRIESTO GONZALEZ AND MA BRO FROM S.K.O (ll) Y!

HAPPY 17th! MAY YOUR AGE BRING WISDOM (my pantat) and um...STRENGTH! YES! COS BOTH OF YOU ARE QUITE SKINNY!

ah yes, a proper one now, happy birthday to fatris and yu yue. muahahaha.

today was, boring. PE was fun, last lesson of elective, which was very NOICE! since i sprained my ankle i decided to sit out, but then, i was enlightened and CHANGED MY MIND AND BODY AND SOUL to go and do PE. cos it was last lesson and it is NOICE whacking ppl with sticks. altho they are my frens. it is stil NOICE. cos no pain. ees not called padded weaponry 4 nth, cos the weapon is padded, if the weapon is not padded, it wouldnt b a padded weapon. it would just be a pad. now we won't want to fight with pads now, do we? that would be wrong. yes, wrong. as wrong as...um...hm...rongnaldinho. if u dono who rongnaldinho is, u is dumdum.

so we did padded weaponry and fought like the last samurai. or samurais. but since its samurais, den it wouldnt b the LAST, rite? so i was a bit confused, perplexed, bamboozled and baffled about it and pondered on the possibility of having LAST samurais. i think that's why my team lost the game that we had at the end of the module. i was busy pondering. didn't help that i was the last man, with two swords, like lightsabres, guarding the area where the opponents not supposed to go in.

now why did i have two swords? this is due to the fact that two swords is better than one. just like two heads are better den one. but two heads joined together is not better den one. one head is better in that case. anyway, continuing, it was chem at AVT after dat. mr. lee was not there, so the relief tchr went thru buffer solutions.

now there is a big problem here.

"What is it, Danial/Hakim/Monkim/Haejeon/Sun Wukong/Mat/Malay/Ronnie?"

it is this i say.

we havent reach buffer solution in lecture yet. yes. havent yet. dam screwed, i know. i think i have a very good reason why.

this is because, the buffer, like in physics ah, got damping power. yes, damping power. now, if u all take malay (if u dont go ask), damping is quite a powerful word. it can mean many tings. many tings ah not many tongs, cos many tongs make much noise, esp if the tongs are all empty. damping is follow. so deriving from first principles,

damping = follow
now take follow = y
if follow = y, damping = y

now assume that y=100000
so damping = follow = 100000.

so if buffer got damping power, buffer got 100000 power. which is a lot. dats y we havent cover. cos we not enuf energy card to reach the req'd energy level. which means we need to draw....

ENERGY DIAGRAM!

ok i have been mugging too much. and u can see why my maths fail.

shall continue my daily rambling tmr. enuff said today. which is not accurate cos its night. so tonight. but its almost tomorrow. cos its 11.25 pm. why is it called tomorrow? wad is morrow?

all these qns shall be answered.....in the next edition. NOICE! PEACE OUT!

13/8/08
11:03 PM

"eh zhen xiao, may i go to the toilet?" - sheena

nice one sheena, made us all laugh, that did. hahahaha.

was tinking abt FCL and how we havent got together for a long time. lakeside misses us. here's a little tribute to the members of FC Liverlona.

FC Liverlona:

Danial Hakim a.k.a Monkim a.k.a Haegae

Zhu Yinan a.k.a Zeus a.k.a Zhugae

Wee Chong Kai a.k.a Chongkee a.k.a Jurongae

Mohd Fatris a.k.a Friesto Gonzalez a.k.a Faedae

Muhd Yusuf a.k.a You Know a.k.a Yugae

Muhd Fadhil a.k.a Nesta a.k.a Faggae (hahahahaha)

Honorary Members:

Troy Han Wei Loong a.k.a Pimp King (sry homie) a.k.a Loongae

Alvin Lim Jing Jie a.k.a The GOOSE a.k.a Laogae

hahhahahahaha. ok. friday 3pm. chill. out.
11:01 PM

"they're only my free bus ride entertainment..." - nose

aaaaaaaaaah today was spent mugging. crap. stupid chem focus test. i tink im gonna screw it up anyway, wasnt xactly 'focused' when mugging. lol ok lame.

ah tmr is 4x100m heats. kidae's legs are still gged, so....have to find replacemnt in case tmr he cannot run and die halfway. ok not die sry bro, um...faint or smth. haha.

hmmm. nth much to talk abt. perhaps tmr will bring more stuff.

o yes, few more days. hahahahahaha. we mite postpone it to sunday morning guys, cos place's closed on holidays i tink.

3/8/08
8:59 PM

"can change the height....the length...*whole class erupts*..." - illie

wa. long tym nvr update. haha. well, been frekkin busy. mostly doing stuff with no fun. like mugging. and training. and stuff. ok la a bit of fun, but nt very fun.

ever since got back CT results, everything just stopped. everything fun that is. so now mugging is like, hmmm...i dono what its like, but its making me, well, not me. haha. u all shud kno dat. if u all see me mugging one corner is like seeing muz doing pullups. which he eventually has to, that's the point. haha.

now's IHC period, v busy since im in house comm....HH's been doing aite, and 8th august coming up....we gotta overtake BW. we've got a great chance in track, HHtians seem to be doing well. haha i tink i can get 1st or 2nd for 100m, hope i do sub 12 secs on fri and get 1st. of course there are other events too, we are doing reasonably well in those also.

hmmm what else ah...nth much la. like i said, i had to leave lots of things behind cos of my CT results. gotta aim for A in gp, physics and chem....my econs is a bit hopeless so a pass will do, and perhaps a C minimum for maths. ok la give chance since my maths is like laosai i shall aim for a D so as to not disappoint myself. well, that's about it from me.

PS: stop asking me about adventures, they've all dried up, and i ain't gettin any. u kno y and u kno who u are.

1/8/08
11:44 PM

"i want to thank my father, my mother...." - mr. low

haha the title was when mr.low got the cert during the soccer farewell dinner.

today was VERY NICE! slept till 12. super sore deltoids. den do some work, surf net and eat till 3.....den take bus go sch.

was raining dam heavily. so i was kinda apprehensive of the state of the pitch 4 the testimonial match with da j2s. i didn't start the match but arnd 10 or 15 mins in, subbed hsiu on the right wing. aft 1st 30 mins, we went 2-0 down.

mr.low then put me upfront as forward. wawaweewa i scored header from siddiq's corner. so 2-1. munir then got us back on 2-2 with a sneaky shot, a lil mistake from the keeper too. haha. mikey then got the 3rd goal, a shot from the edge of the box. so in the end we won 3-2.

after bathing, we had dinner, debrief, j2 farewell and fooling arnd in the Hodge lodge. jus gt back....so yea i gtg bath. ltr!

6/7/08
11:46 PM

"to keep myself awake. (eyes wide open, trying not to laugh)" - choc

today was the best day of tis wk so far. an average day, but better compared to the rest.

GP was some powerful crap. who didn't laugh just now, smth wrong with u. Let me relate what happened....(rmb that choc got north indian accent)

teacher: "kannan, are u eating something?"

choc: "no?"

teacher: "are you sure?"

choc: "oh, its just mint."

teacher: "what?"

choc: "mint."

teacher: "why are u eating mint?"

choc: "to keep myself awake." *whole class cracks...only 6K will understand the irony of this*

teacher: "i want you to throw it away now"

choc: "but i swallowed it!"

teacher: "u should take it out, put in tissue paper, and throw it now."

choc: "no no i swallowed it already....when you said "kannan!" at the start i swollowed it." *whole class cracks again*

ah training was ggxxed and super tiring. though by september i think our muscles will b super nais aft all this PT. at least the small sided games was fun. haha. well, got to do PW now.

3/7/08
9:55 PM

"eh eh eh I like Pepe eh" - daryl "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA" - me, sop, sif, matt (in short all the malays)

to understand my title, ask a malay fella.

damn we lost today's match. 4-3. which is freaking good 4 a makeshift team, nvr played tgt b4 and against s'pore poly opponents who just whacked their previous opponents 8-0.

the field was botak. as botak as onepiss' head. sand dominated the centre of the bloody pitch. quite cool act, when me or sop or matt dribble got sandstorm, like superhero effect. haha.

our team today was rocked by last min losses, so our eventual team was: zeus (GK), fuzzy (LB), daryl (CB), rex (CB), troy (LB), hasif (DM), joseph (DM), jeff (AM), matt (AM), me (ST), sop (ST). lol super makeshift. 2nd half formation became 5-3-2, with joseph moving to CB.

1st half. we let in 2 goals in 1st 20 mins. 1st goal was noone's fault. 2nd goal was zeus' fault...but i wont blame him, he was quite off today n i know how good he act is. but perhaps he cant translate that form on the streets on to the pitch. so 2-0 down, sop thought we were gonna get whacked. but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. our attack rallied and burned and danced our way. aft troy's deflected shot, my bottom corner goal aft dancing past 2 defenders, and sop's similar goal to mine just that it was on the right, we were 3-2 up. Like turkey vs czech. haha. can see the shock on the opponents faces. if not for my sprained calf, i would have scored two more. damn. nvm. but just b4 the break, a mistake by rex, scoring an own goal, made it 3-3. tight match.

so 3-3 into the half. 2nd half the it was the defence's turn to play better than the attackers. the only attacking threat in the 2nd half was troy, whom we pushed up beside matt, as the opponents now know who to mark and put 2 men each on me, matt n sop. troy almost scored aft i shot, the keeper pulled off a diving save, troy first touch shot off the rebound, but the keeper somehow got to it. crap. then another mistake by zeus cost us the game...a little indecisiveness. again, i wont blame him.

many ppl played well 2dae, esp sif who went arnd tackling like he was gonna break ppls legs. and joseph, who kept on running and running and running to make sure the opponent's most dangerous player, the right winger, has a hard time. all in all, a valiant effort from a team assembled overnight.

anw, tmr's 'nother long day, im gonna go off. chao!

28/6/08
6:49 PM

as fun as horfun

today' title no quote of the day, cos today was indeed as fun as horfun. now dam tired.

ah yes CTs over. Nais. One lesson i learnt from CTs: One cannot over 4 subjects in one week, especially when 5 days of that one week was spent mugging chem and the other two days chionging physics and maths. I only studied econs that monday morning. haha. even so, i think i mite jus pass econs. i dono. GP shud get A i tink, Chem also, Physics B or so....Maths, as usual, fail. seriously mus prac more.

today we all went rj to play ball. smuggled in sop and fat into rj. haha. aft dat went prayers, den went je swimming complex. damn it was fun. 7 people is much better than 4. we havoc-ed for 4 and a half hours straight. hahaha. went 3 times in wave pool and made as much noise as jet engines, slid down the slides dono how many times, slacked in the lazy river and fooled around at the water playground. in the end we fight use floats. as zeus said, "this is the best day i've had since january" hahaha man the place seriously brings out the child in you. for pics, go my fb acc...and tmr's big match. gt 2 slp. chao!

27/6/08
10:26 PM

"my throat dam ownage" - troy, "i know u know YOU KNOW u kno...." - chongkai

argh fish 5 more days. die die die die.

but nvm, holidays has been....fun and enlightening. fun being doing stuff that i have rarely done and going back to what i know i do best, play soccer. enlightening...well, a burden has been lifted from me so that's kinda good. now to wait till sch reopen.

jgae, laogae, yugae, faegae, if u're reading this, tis fri. 2. usual stuff, but we mug 1st.

now back to chem. and troy, dont kill me 4 the title. hahahahaha

18/6/08
10:11 PM

"eh i don wan youjof la...dam screwed name sial" - sop, "ok ok we must then call you....you gae. *shouts* YOU GAY!!!" - goose

ah today is good day.

bad day on academic terms, but good day on other terms.

went to mug with sop n goose @ t3, was quite a spectacular failure. cocked arnd for almost 2 hours before getting work done, and that was also not that much work done. haha. good thing i mugged in the MRT so at least i got mug today.

went to RI for soccer at 5.30, scored 5 in 2 matches. sexy. and my finishing now is very NICE! haha all the hard work paid off. today's nicest goals were the one i chipped over shing, next touch chipped over fuzzy b4 finishing in the bottom corner past tom and the 1-2 rooney-tevez act with daryl....scored golden goal for our team to win...nice. haha. good stuff.

just got home, im gonna sleep and then wake up n mug from early tmr morning. bai.

11/6/08
9:00 PM

"no no why i change no no what why eh what the hell...seriously dan this is a big problem eh i mean what the i change suddenly what the what. " - sop

the title had additional malay words which i shall not put.

ahh today wasnt as bad as i thought. batam was nt bad. much has changed since i last went there 10 years ago (seriously, i aint jking). the shopping centre, Nagoya Mall, rocks. i mean it seriously rocks. ok nvm more of that later.

woke up at 6.30. only 4 hrs of sleep. as usual. half dead, dragged my body all the way to harbourfront centre to meet the rest of the family (aunties, uncles, nephews, nieces, cousins and cousin's boyfren (WAWAWEEWA haha)). the ferry was freaking basket. stop halfway in the middle of the ocean and spin like 6 times before heading to batam. lol. good thing got chem notes, music and small talk with cousin's bf to keep me occupied. in the end, didnt manage to mug anth, cos was too distracted by ppl making noise at the back of the ferry.

reached batam. went to 1st shopping cntre. dono wad's the name. hmmm...wasnt so bad, wanted to buy cap but the caps were all mat rep and paikia types. shiny shiny got chain type. couldnt find the chris brown type. neh mind neh mind i don buy. me mam bought some bag, and then we were off to lunch.

lunch wasnt too shabby. but could hv been better. but food is food, i ain't picky.

then we went to Nagoya Mall. it was dam nice. 1st thing we saw, A&W. yes, A&W. who cares that we jus ate lunch, it was A&W. an extinct breed of fast food in singapore. as such, we went to A&W 1st. NICE. then went inside the mall. wawaweewa. it was nice. dam a lot of shirts n tshirts and stuff for the young and old, short and tall, fat and thin, which are dam nice and cheap. unfortunately, i had no time to buy stuff. my bro bought some gameboy thing n my mom bought another bag, and we bought some stuff for dad who couldnt come on the trip.

then we rushed off to batam centre, near the jetty. there also got A&W. and lucky me got the same shops which were at the previous mall, thus i bought 2 shirts 4 myself. nice. walked arnd, slacked a bit, then back on the ferry home.

now im here typing this. just reached home. lol. argh still haven mug as much as i want to. hope tmr's productive, goin off 2 t3 to mug with goose king and sop. haha sop wants help with some SP digital engineering crap. like me or goose know anth. too bad fat cant tag along, he's got some management test at ITE nx dae n cant pon lessons. hmm its gettin increasingly hard to keep the bond alive nowadays, mates since pri sch....what's with the conflicting schedules...and that all of us are separated, some dropped out of sch, some ITE, some poly, a little in JC....ah crap. All i knew and still know is that our PTPS batch was the best, in sports and in academics. and that our frenships still last. and that end of this week got match. PTPS reunion again, i hope. soccer binds us tgt, most prob due to the approx 20+ hours a week spent at the street soccer behind the sch.

wow i emoed without getting into emo mode. nice. see, the result of CT pressure. becoming someone u are not. haha. gd nite, fellas!

10/6/08
10:44 PM

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